'TEN GOOD REASONS WHY THE CHURCH SHOULD FOSTER GAY VOCATIONS'

1)     Gay people are sensitive, caring and nice;

2)    have a marvellous sense of dress;

3)    do Liturgy with style - and know when to wear Rose Pink;

4)    get on well with older women (they remind us of our mothers);

5)    ... all women;

6)    connect with male role-models – especially rugby players, footballers, athletes, swimmers, firemen etc...  

7)    know how to throw a party;

8)    and have good manners;

9)    and how to keep a secret (been practising for centuries);

10)   Paternity Leave won't be needed (not sure about this one...)

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